Groaners 2- Day 29 of SMCSF 30 day challenge

Groaners- You know them and secretly love them.  Those jokes that are sooooo bad they're funny.  Babushka figured, since it's a Monday, which in itself may be stressful, and the holiday festivity preps are beginning, it would be a good time for another round of these.  Of course for those who didn't see the first round or who want to enjoy them again, Groaners.  Enjoy them and even feel free to chuckle.

I saw you.  You rolled your eyes, but you smirked while doing so.

Cheesy wasn't it?

Betcha animals are so glad they can't read this.

Only the King of the Jungle could eat that much meat- and speaking of the King of the Jungle...

Now go ahead and share this with your friends.  You know what they're gonna say right?

JU SO FONII!!!

; )

Babushka Besos a todos.  Cuidensen.

Groaners

First it was cross dressing, then lovers, and now groaners.  I can hear y'all now- "What kind of a blog is BB starting to write?"  JU SO FONII!!!  Oh si, funny y mal pensados!  Clean those minds and follow me on one of the pleasures in life... laughter.

I know- gotta wait till you clean yourselves off from the gutter visit...

Groaners, those bad jokes that are so bad they're good.  Some of them have actually caused BB to guffaw!  To those whippersnappers who don't know the word "guffaw", think of it as a heartfelt, belly moving LOL.  Bueno, now that you know what they are, let Babushka share some of her faves with you.

What's furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws?

A posse cat.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, 

"Why the long face?" 

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

a nervous wreck.




Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?  

it was too tired. 

Ok, ok, I know- I promise they'll get better.




What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.




and lastly- 




If a fire hydrant has H2O on the inside, what does it have on the outside? 




K9P.




  Vamanos!  
Come on now, I know you chuckled- at least rolled your eyes.  
And I know y'all have quite a few in your repertoire.
Who doesn't love them?


They're quick, straightforward, and a little bit cheesy.


Remind you of someone?


; )  




Babushka Besos a todos.  Cuidensen.

P.S.  The majority of the jokes were found on  "Really bad jokes" - he has "a million of them" http://www.angelfire.com/fl/JackCraig/HUMOR-REALLYBADJOKES.html