Showing posts with label bad jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad jokes. Show all posts

May 28, 2020

#TBT Watch out world- Rinquincaya turned 4! May 2012

HolaHolaHola Beautifuls!
Now a preteen about to hit PUBERTY ::shudder:: . 

Let us go back to easier times...

Blowing out birthday candles


My youngest grandson, Rinquincaya celebrated his 4th birthday on Sunday.  Now before you start with the "awwwwsss" please remember who we're talking about.  Here's a quick reminder in case you've forgotten. 

Babushka had gotten him  the party fixins for a Disney's Cars theme but when they went to the store for the final things he saw this.


Party City Skeleton Piñata

Goodbye Cars.



Felizmente there's Feibu and all the invites were sent electronically, because really-
who doesn't do Feibu?

; )


So now the dash began.  Four days before the party, last minute preps.  Que Que??  Why wasn't this planned/done months before?  JU SO FONII!!!  Where's the fun in that? 

MM and DIL ran around for decorations, cake, drinks, beach toys-because no self respecting pirate can appear sans shovels for treasure digging, and all the other craziness parties bring.  All this after 7 pm when my son arrived from work because his truck had decided to quit and they were now a one car familia.  Oh si, fun.

On the day of the party the forcast was 30% chance of rain, which was a heck of a lot better than the 60% forecast we had during the week.  Optimistic and sleepy, MM, La Tata and BB  packed up the car and headed out the door to be the first ones at the beach to get good tables (read that tables under shade).  It was 9 a.m.- on a Sunday.  Oh si, fun.

Meanwhile DIL's brother picked her and the boys up and helped with some last second shopping and her sister picked up the pizza.  Mil Gracias guys, there's no way it could have been done without your help.



And now the party begins-



Target Pirate Party FAvor Party Goody box
Goody bag holder- $1
Gracias Target



Cake
Publix
Public Birthday Cake


 Piñata-


 
             Piñata Pirate Birthday Party Miami

Note about the above. 
As you can see, this was a Cuban style piñata with strings to pull, however,
 being the multi cultural mecca Miami, and being my son's son, the bat was a must.
Wouldn't be a decent party without it.

The Pirate Family

And it was most definitely a decent party. 
Oh Si Fun!!!


Matter of fact, when BB asked Rinquincaya if he had enjoyed himself he said
"It was the bestest party EVER."

and then he said something that you have to realize, please keep in mind,
 his age, his environment, but most importantly his genes. 
 Mi adorado Rinquincaya said (I'm so proud), he said,



 I AARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH  HAPPY.




And I aarrrrrrrggghhh  too.




Babushka Besos a todos.  Cuidensen.


P.S.
It's 2020 and he's 12!  
That laser focused attitude and attention has served him well. Now an honor student and champion cheerleader Rinquincaya is following his dreams and passion. 
We arrrgghh feliz.  





November 13, 2013

Groaners 3- #SMCSFBlog Challenge Day 13

Groaners 3- aka if you're muse refuses to wake up until 2 am and the #SMCSFBlog Challenge dictates a post before midnite, then you continue doing what you did during the last challenge. You post bad jokes (Groaners) that roll eyes and make mouths smirk.  Queee?? JU SO FONII!!!  Bueno, at least I hope that's what you'll say after you see these.






And the last one- 
Algo Babushka is always telling y'all



;  ) 


Babushka Besos a todos.  Cuidensen.


p.s.  For those who missed Groaners 2







November 05, 2012

Groaners 2- Day 29 of SMCSF 30 day challenge


Groaners- You know them and secretly love them.  Those jokes that are sooooo bad they're funny.  Babushka figured, since it's a Monday, which in itself may be stressful, and the holiday festivity preps are beginning, it would be a good time for another round of these.  Of course for those who didn't see the first round or who want to enjoy them again, Groaners.  Enjoy them and even feel free to chuckle.



I saw you.  You rolled your eyes, but you smirked while doing so.



Cheesy wasn't it?





Betcha animals are so glad they can't read this.






Only the King of the Jungle could eat that much meat- and speaking of the King of the Jungle...







Now go ahead and share this with your friends.  You know what they're gonna say right?


JU SO FONII!!!


; )



Babushka Besos a todos.  Cuidensen.



May 23, 2012

Watch out world- Rinquincaya turned 4!

Nota: This is not a sponsored post, pero there may be an affiliate link 
que puede generar some dinerito for Babushka. Ya lo saben.



Blowing out birthday candles


My youngest grandson, Rinquincaya celebrated his 4th birthday on Sunday.  Now before you start with the "awwwwsss" please remember who we're talking about.  Here's a quick reminder in case you've forgotten. 

Babushka had gotten him  the party fixins for a Disney's Cars theme but when they went to the store for the final things he saw this.


Party City Skeleton Piñata

Goodbye Cars.



Felizmente there's Feibu and all the invites were sent electronically, because really-
who doesn't do Feibu?

; )


So now the dash began.  Four days before the party, last minute preps.  Que Que??  Why wasn't this planned/done months before?  JU SO FONII!!!  Where's the fun in that? 

MM and DIL ran around for decorations, cake, drinks, beach toys-because no self respecting pirate can appear sans shovels for treasure digging, and all the other craziness parties bring.  All this after 7 pm when my son arrived from work because his truck had decided to quit and they were now a one car familia.  Oh si, fun.

On the day of the party the forcast was 30% chance of rain, which was a heck of a lot better than the 60% forecast we had during the week.  Optimistic and sleepy, MM, La Tata and BB  packed up the car and headed out the door to be the first ones at the beach to get good tables (read that tables under shade).  It was 9 a.m.- on a Sunday.  Oh si, fun.

Meanwhile DIL's brother picked her and the boys up and helped with some last second shopping and her sister picked up the pizza.  Mil Gracias guys, there's no way it could have been done without your help.



And now the party begins-



Target Pirate Party FAvor Party Goody box
Goody bag holder- $1
Gracias Target



Cake
Publix
Public Birthday Cake


 Piñata-


 
             

Note about the above. 
As you can see, this was a Cuban style piñata with strings to pull, however,
 being the multi cultural mecca Miami, and being my son's son, the bat was a must.
Wouldn't be a decent party without it.

The Pirate Family

And it was most definitely a decent party. 
Oh Si Fun!!!


Matter of fact, when BB asked Rinquincaya if he had enjoyed himself he said
"It was the bestest party EVER."

and then he said something that you have to realize, please keep in mind,
 his age, his environment, but most importantly his genes. 
 Mi adorado Rinquincaya said (I'm so proud), he said,



 I AARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH  HAPPY.




And I aarrrrrrrggghhh  too.




Babushka Besos a todos.  Cuidensen.





March 21, 2012

Groaners

First it was cross dressing, then lovers, and now groaners.  I can hear y'all now- "What kind of a blog is BB starting to write?"  JU SO FONII!!!  Oh si, funny y mal pensados!  Clean those minds and follow me on one of the pleasures in life... laughter.

I know- gotta wait till you clean yourselves off from the gutter visit...


Groaners, those bad jokes that are so bad they're good.  Some of them have actually caused BB to guffaw!  To those whippersnappers who don't know the word "guffaw", think of it as a heartfelt, belly moving LOL.  Bueno, now that you know what they are, let Babushka share some of her faves with you.


What's furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws?


A posse cat.



A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, 


"Why the long face?" 




What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?




a nervous wreck.




Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?  



it was too tired. 



Ok, ok, I know- I promise they'll get better.




What did the grape do when he got stepped on?



He let out a little wine.




and lastly- 




If a fire hydrant has H2O on the inside, what does it have on the outside? 




K9P.




  Vamanos!  
Come on now, I know you chuckled- at least rolled your eyes.  
And I know y'all have quite a few in your repertoire.
Who doesn't love them?


They're quick, straightforward, and a little bit cheesy.


Remind you of someone?


; )  




Babushka Besos a todos.  Cuidensen.




P.S.  The majority of the jokes were found on  "Really bad jokes" - he has "a million of them" http://www.angelfire.com/fl/JackCraig/HUMOR-REALLYBADJOKES.html