Groaners

First it was cross dressing, then lovers, and now groaners.  I can hear y'all now- "What kind of a blog is BB starting to write?"  JU SO FONII!!!  Oh si, funny y mal pensados!  Clean those minds and follow me on one of the pleasures in life... laughter.

I know- gotta wait till you clean yourselves off from the gutter visit...

Groaners, those bad jokes that are so bad they're good.  Some of them have actually caused BB to guffaw!  To those whippersnappers who don't know the word "guffaw", think of it as a heartfelt, belly moving LOL.  Bueno, now that you know what they are, let Babushka share some of her faves with you.

What's furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws?

A posse cat.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, 

"Why the long face?" 

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

a nervous wreck.




Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?  

it was too tired. 

Ok, ok, I know- I promise they'll get better.




What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.




and lastly- 




If a fire hydrant has H2O on the inside, what does it have on the outside? 




K9P.




  Vamanos!  
Come on now, I know you chuckled- at least rolled your eyes.  
And I know y'all have quite a few in your repertoire.
Who doesn't love them?


They're quick, straightforward, and a little bit cheesy.


Remind you of someone?


; )  




Babushka Besos a todos.  Cuidensen.

P.S.  The majority of the jokes were found on  "Really bad jokes" - he has "a million of them" http://www.angelfire.com/fl/JackCraig/HUMOR-REALLYBADJOKES.html

Lovers

Ah... lovers. Que queeeee? You thought BB was writing a kiss and tell?  JU SO FONII !!!

 No people, that's not BB's style.  Lovers- as in lovers on screen.  

  Who was your first celebrity crush? I can definitely remember mine. 

Kurt Russell- in Disney's "The Computer Who Wore Tennis Shoes."

bb found him so cute, so smart, so different than the boys I knew...

I was 7.  

The Man from Atlantis 1977

Patrick Duffy- The Man From Atlantis. ::sigh::  He was my first "big girl crush".   

I used to watch the old tv broadcasts showing The Beatles and laughed at the girls screaming and crying over them. The laughing stopped when I started watching this series; I must admit, Bb shed quite a few tears over this webbed hand hottie.  Pre pub hormones, what a time!

1979-  Love at First Bite came out,a comedy horror film- de veras. 

 It was the Twilight of the times, and let me tell you there wasn't a female neck in that theater that didn't arch a bit for the debonair and slightly dippy Mr. George Hamilton everytime he was on screen.  

But at 17, this was my actual version of Love at first bite.

1994- Don Juan de Marco- el Sr. Johnny Depp.   ' Nuff said.


Babushka remembers and stays loyal to these lovers for they have not disappointed, nor has the infatuation diminished through the years. All these gentlemen aged/have aged well-  

just like BB. 

Kurt Russell

                                                                                    

  

Patrick Duffy

George Hamilton

Johnny Depp


 ::SIGH::  

Oh Si, I have sooooo much in common with these gentlemen; pity we never met. 

 Then again, hope springs eternal.  BB might still get to write that tell all novel.

; )

Babushka Besos a todos.  Cuidensen.

P.S.  Ok esta bien, yes,  I said that wasn't my style... pero por fa gente,

Rhumba with Russell, Dancing with Duffy, Hoedown with Hamilton, Dipping with The Depp-  
NY Times Bestsellers for sure!